I got bit by one. My legs is swollen. I am in A LOT of pain. How in the world did I get bit by a spider. Then he bit me on my leg on my tattoo. I spend a lot of money on that tattoo and the bite is oozing. My ink is going to be alll kinds of destroyed. Yes, I aint dead and I will recover but what about my damn tattoo. LOL!!!! Priorities people. I am going to be fine but I am upset right now and had to write this out. My husband is going to die laughing when he calls tonight because I am accident prone. If there is a accident waiting to happen usually it happens to me.
Like one Easter, I got these banging heels. They were bad. I knew I was going to be cute for church. Well guess what...I ended up in the ER with back spasms so strong that I felt like I couldn't breathe. I tripped in the grocery store. Go ahead and laugh...I am not in denial. I know that I am clumpy. I have accepted it and try to live in this world with a helmet, knee pads, and padding. LOL!!!